Morning sickness.

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See, I had nothing to worry about! Apparently empathy isn’t a thing they do yet.

No choice.

noChoice

After all, it’d be a real pain to change the domain name.

Good mom, terrible person.

goodmomterribleperson

Did I just threaten my three-year old with diarrhea? Yes. Did she wash her hands? Also yes. Sometimes you have to speak truth to power.

Toddler Mind Control

mindControl

You could call it “affirmation” or something; I just call it surprisingly effective.

The Right Amount

rightAmount

Toddlers: Can’t consistently count to ten, but can instantly tell they need one more cheerio.

Oh, snap.

mosquito

Nothing like a toddler to boost your self-esteem.

Parenting Russian roulette.

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I know, I know, “Little Lion Man” with a three year old in the house is a foolish risk. But it’s such a good song!

Parenting goal: achieved.

 

whatyouwant

I was worried I hadn’t been singing enough Rolling Stones, but look! Sometimes persistence pays off. And then sometimes it backfires.